|My brain on writing. Any questions?|
Me: Alright, so it's settled, Malcom definitely has a role in Book 3.
Mal: YES! *celebratory dancing and much pelvic thrusting*
Marius: Dammit! He's going to do nothing but make my life a living hell! Woman, what did I ever do to you?
Me: *giggles* Have you seen the rest of the plot for Book 3? It's no picnic for you, love.
Me: Don't worry, Marius. Check this out. At the end of Book 3 Malcom [redacted].
Mal: *stops dancing; crestfallen* What? Tha's not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be in your book.
Me: Tough shit. You're stuck now.
Marius: *slaps Mal on the shoulder, grins* Welcome to Hell, brother mine.
Y'all are going to love this.